Headline Smasher

Sounds like a recipe for sexual turbulence.

A bit late, but: https://twitter.com/scarytoilet/

https://xkcd.com/1871/

It did this quite a while ago, actually—it was called "TheFacebook" for a while.

I think this is a sequel to https://headlinesmasher.com/520663

Wear your wig and eat it too!

Wasn't expecting another one of these.

I guess the advisor didn't get the job done (https://www.headlinesmasher.com/515821)

The prequel to https://www.headlinesmasher.com/514669

This one's almost the same as the original, only vaguer.

ROCK IS YOU

I think so, yes.

The subpoenas are coming from inside the house!

Suddenly, pineapples.

Oh great, now they've gone and made a Politician Kryjil.

Mixed together randomly in an unknown ratio.

Codename: Kids Next Door in a nutshell

Ｏｋａｙ．

That's a rather long headline in the middle there.

Is this a sequel?

Must be a warning about the dangers of letting cartoon characters escape.

I read that as "blockchain plush" for a second.

Execution by cows, or sentencing by cows?

So that's how to make it worse.

Just the one footstep, as usual.

It's too late.

Someone must have performed a glitch.

Actually true for some agricultural areas.

Hopefully not, after a certain recent incident.

I imagine Death Valley probably isn't quite the best place for a fur-covered animal, though.

Expected the original headline containing "Pelicans" to be referring to the team name and was pleasantly surprised. You can never tell with some of these creature words...

Well, that number is an outlier if I ever saw one.

This is currently tied with "To Do: Go to Jail". Two kinds of people, I suppose...

Me in Task Manager

There's a potentially dangerous level of ambiguity in that "make".