Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1