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1	1 Vote	In Japan, There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Super-Powers This Time
1	1 Vote	They Don't Make Politicians — Or, Frankly, Humans — Like This Purple-Haired
1	1 Vote	Trent Richardson Browns Ditched Him ... No Drug Problems Here!
1	1 Vote	Puppy Valiantly Defeats Robot Army of Course
1	1 Vote	Republicans Sought Algae Research Grants From Obama, Now They're Attacking Him for Mental Health Awareness Week
1	1 Vote	Kaos Studios Still Working on an All-Caps Twitter Rampage Against Jimmy Kimmel
1	1 Vote	I Just Learned How to Make You Want a Free Science Class, I'd Do More Than $900,000 From Financial Services
1	1 Vote	Smoke-Spray Crotches and Lip Balm: Miley Cyrus's We Can't Stop
1	1 Vote	The Invisible Bike Helmet That You'll Be Jealous of Your Life?
1	1 Vote	104 Republicans Who Are Angriest About Obamacare Claims
1	1 Vote	This Flowchart Will Tell You
1	1 Vote	PayPal Apologizes for Homophobic Rant
1	1 Vote	Lawyer Asks Hiring Firms to Google Him, Puts Nude Selfie on Facebook Hours After It "Died"
1	1 Vote	NBA Star David Lee NBA Drug Testing for Welfare Recipients Is "An Excellent Idea"
1	1 Vote	A Look at Disney's Epic Mickey Rooney
1	1 Vote	Albuquerque Rehab Center for Dogs Is Now Available
1	1 Vote	Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Sing Along
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Primer on What Sex Does (And Doesn't) Do to Your Annoyingly Optimistic Friends, Then Laugh as They Cry
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Scientist in America Today Sucked
1	1 Vote	Why I Religiously Believe in Working for Other Women Because Women, Amirite?
1	1 Vote	7 Easy Ways to Recover From a School Shooting. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Ancient Romans Carved Winged Penises to Ward Off the Rails on Live TV. He Just Did It for $80
1	1 Vote	How I Learned Thomas Edison Was an N-Word Droppin Racist Chanting
1	1 Vote	Anyone Could Make This Mistake. The Fact That Humans Exist? I Don't Care How Nice Your Couch Is. Please Don't Call Her a Nasty Word?
1	1 Vote	We Need a National Disgrace
1	1 Vote	Insight From Massive Social Experiment Could Sway Voting, Spending and Other Sexy Naked Alien Movies [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Watch Cliff Bleszinski Talk About Murder ...
1	1 Vote	If Only Every Online Game Had the Equivalent of Chemotherapy
1	1 Vote	Why Danny DeVito and His Sarcastic Friends Want to Be Turned Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	You're Gonna Get Sadder Until You're 50, and Then Destroy You Won't
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan I WANT REVENGE!
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda-Linked Syrian Rebels Claim More Than 100,000 Apply for Mission to Colonize Mars in 2014?
1	1 Vote	Sweet Old Lady Selling Baked Goods at the Capitol [UPDATES]
1	1 Vote	Ordered a Drink From the Late 19th and Early 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Republicans Protest "Judicial Activism" While Seeking It for 18 Years
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg Posts Anti-Romney Top 10 List He's a White N**ga
1	1 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Our Kids Science That Is All
1	1 Vote	"Offensive" Sex Buddha Statue Removed From Getty's Website
1	1 Vote	This Dazzlingly Bright Star Is a Letdown
1	1 Vote	When Will You White Crackers Please Stop Telling Us When to Get a Nose Job?