Massive Hamster Threatens Civilian
Whoever this Toast guy is, he’s a freak
If he shows up in his Abe Sapien costume it’ll be very distracting.
My favorite TV show!
What a nice home
They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow Well I don't know if all that's true 'Cause you got me, and bruh I've got you
What a pleasant headline
Cowabunga!
terrible advice
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Massive Hamster Threatens Civilian