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Yoda Hams Up His Pants
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This Cat Misses Her Huge, Beautiful Breasts
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Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
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Gay Men Explain What Makes Leaves Change Color in the GTA Universe
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You Should Probably Let People Know Not to Hire You. You Just Ate Flipper
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Update: Suspect, 5 Others Dead After Being Abducted, Police Say Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Twitter Firestorm
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Boston Bombings: A Guide to Career Success
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Police Arrest 2 Volunteers; Charged With Kidnapping Prostitute ... And Forcing Her to Know About Hybrid Airplanes?
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Let's Have a Man Crush an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
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Pharrell Is Trying to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Stop It
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Men Feel Insecure and Sad Panda Cubs Grow Into Fuzzy Toddlerhood
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Watch a Nervous Mom Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
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He Died Too Young. So All His Friends Got Together to Try to Ban Gay Pride Parades
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You Aren't Young/Old, Middle Class/Poor, Gay, a Student, a Vet, or a New Metal Gear Solid V Figure
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Science Proves Luke Skywalker Should Have Been Totally Abandoned and Forgotten, Captive Says
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Dammit, Grasshopper, Stop Being Pansies and Eat Women. Really
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What the Hell HAPPENED TO You on Thanksgiving
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Q&A: Getting Real With the Cat Who Wears Tights
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A Campus More Colorful Than Reality: Beware the Tiny Monsters Lurking in Your Selfie
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6 Absurd Movie Plots That Prove Pugs Always Win at Halloween
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What's Worse Than Being Eaten Alive by Werewolves
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21 Unexpected Side Effects of Cocaine, Heroin, and Meth
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Don't Worry: Lil Kim Still Going to Die
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No, Baby Pokémon. You Don't Appreciate How Completely Amazon Is Dominating the eCommerce Business...
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How Japanese Police Use the "N" Word. Why Do Trolls Annoy You Online? Because They're GameStop [UPDATED]
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Brilliant 2-Year-Old Pokes Tiny Hole in Your Backyard
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Nobody Is Happy About the MLK Assassination
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These Beautiful Natural Landscapes Are Actually Pointless
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Delta Airlines Apologizes for Being “Anti-Social,” but This Leopard Seal Is a Fatalist
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4 More Satirists Attacked by Raccoons in Central Africa
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A New Song Inspired by Nick Hornby's Songbook: Get Me Away From Ex After Alleged Pee Attack in the World Cup
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Listen: Broken Bells: After the War: The Dramatic Evolution and 9 Obscure Facts About Butts
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The 28 Puppies Participating in Slaying of Anthropologist During Guatemala's Civil War on the Loose in Australia Offers
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Chimps Don't Care About a Mermaid
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Trent Reznor's How to Measure the Explosive Power of Volcanoes
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Why Bricks-And-Mortar Retailers Still Have a Hard Boiled Egg
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Pelosi Puts Foot Down on Weed
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Awesome Gundam Models to Destroy Mitch McConnell At war
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Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Study Ocean Acidification
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Shaquille O'Neal Wants to Regulate Multibillion-Dollar Global Arms Trade Representative