Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
166	166 Vote	These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
116	116 Vote	Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Bite of Watermelon
119	119 Vote	Doctor Who: The Time Anti-Vaxxers Argued That Vaccines Would Turn Kids Into Cows
86	86 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make You Crave Beef
74	74 Vote	Terminally Ill 7-Year-Old Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
127	127 Vote	Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake Shakes Twitter Into Sarcasm Overload
172	172 Vote	Canada Makes a Long-Awaited Return
71	71 Vote	Putin and the Ultimate Party Drug
139	139 Vote	Whisky Made Me Sad :(
5	5 Vote	7 Innovative Ways to Masturbate
200	200 Vote	Why Does the Pope Masturbate?
87	87 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
121	121 Vote	Dude Attempts a Happy Ending
320	320 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend 1	1
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
2	2 Vote	Here Is What Happens Next
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2

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