Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

68	68 Vote	What a Chicken Nugget Looks Like in One Handy Chart
2	2 Vote	Use the One-N-Done Approach to Getting Meth Across the Atlantic
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
37	37 Vote	Deported From the Moon
37	37 Vote	Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck
56	56 Vote	4 Great Films That Only Fat Men Will Understand
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
24	24 Vote	100 Insults You Should Never Say to Your Fridge
49	49 Vote	Tumblr Discovers Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
27	27 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
77	77 Vote	Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines" 1	1
84	84 Vote	This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't