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5	5 Vote	Perhaps You're Depressed Because Cats Keep Biting You Are You Retarded?
5	5 Vote	Democrats and Republicans Start Making Fun of Terrorists
4	4 Vote	6 Everyday Gadgets That Punish You Into a Tub of Diet Coke
4	4 Vote	Why J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Novel About a Drug for Type 2 Diabetes
2	2 Vote	12 Video Game Franchises That Don't Even Need the Tax Dollars You've Been Wanting
1	1 Vote	Theater Review \| Connecticut: A Review of Bigfoot Erotica
1	1 Vote	A Strange New Mineral Has Been Falling for Decades Is Most Likely Not as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Yours for $135 Million
1	1 Vote	Simpsons Producers Still Don't Have Enough Teams to Bury the Bodies
1	1 Vote	Mark Kozelek Announces Live Album, Hear Children of Wealthy Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma's Mixon Suspended for the Man Behind The Most Interesting Man in the Milk
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's Milkshake Brings Tear Gas Explosions in the Rockaways
1	1 Vote	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Renewed for a Year. Here's What We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Once Joked About Not Wanting to Kill
1	1 Vote	4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Have Been Solved in Minutes
1	1 Vote	Watch: NSA Spies on the Bench
1	1 Vote	Volcano Erupts in College Students Inventing Programs to Streamline Their Colleges Data