Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Obama Offers to Buy Beer, Vodka and Cigarettes
2	2 Vote	President Obama Walks
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
80	80 Vote	Wow. So Google Street View Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
7	7 Vote	Monopoly: The Secret to Successful HIV Prevention?
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
70	70 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
8	8 Vote	Aliens Invade the Netherlands
4	4 Vote	Australia to Get Pregnant? Or Not Pregnant? There's an iPhone
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
24	24 Vote	Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
30	30 Vote	Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
36	36 Vote	What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
261	261 Vote	This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away

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