The technology is groundbreaking, but it was extremely shitty of Wonka to do this in response to the Oompa Loompas unionizing.
Fun fact: if your grave doesn't say RIP on it you are automatically drafted into the giraffe zombie war
Damn, yeah, I mean have you LOOKED at Hell's case numbers? Can't believe Satan would call workers back to the office now.
I didn't register the names when I posted this, but now I do and it seems perfectly reasonable.
No shit