Headline Smasher

Goddamn it, but he was supposed to be Rolf

Mine! Mine! Mine!

whaa

Well, fuck that then.

He has such a way with words...

FINALLY

Congratulations!

Literal computer bugs in jail

Yay!

V

You know what they say : you are what you eat

*burp*

what

Oh my~~~~

From his well known group "Trump and the Trumpets"?

I'm pretty sure that high vote count is due to Russian hackers 😉

Honestly, I dunno, anitbot. Personally I think the one about Rick Perry taking time to get into ICP is way funnier

Well, that number is an outlier if I ever saw one.

excuse me why dies this have four times the karma of dragon fucker

We'll know better on our second homeworld...

yIDaQo' umqu' ghot

How do you say "I'm worried about this" in Klingon?

...but he did nothing wrong?

They'll never catch me alive 😜

Oh god.

Is that Shia's revenge? 😂

"That's not meat, son. That's tofu! I pranked you so good!"

I really wanna know what his Juggalo name is

Are they all wearing a single bikini? Wow.

Down here, the walls are built

As they say in that Big Little Dipper Dipper song, "Party like it's 1999 bottles of beer on the Wall Street Journal."

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Pretty sure you'd get arrested for that.

Dangit, Jim!

Don't think they could get away with that

Why would you tease me like this?!

That's how men does it!

Now introducing Apple light, now with 75% less added sugars!

Are you sure it's not a real one?

VRRROOOOMMMMM
VROOOOOOM

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This is currently tied with "To Do: Go to Jail". Two kinds of people, I suppose...