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Trump ON Earth Before Humans Arrived

bluejaysblue

This is probably what his supporters believe.

Florida Man, 88, Burns Raccoon Alive Over Eating Mangoes, Police Say WHAT??

quijotesca

The "WHAT???" is a minor addition, but I still think it's funny.

Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer

bluejaysblue

Numbers tend to have that effect on people.

Chill Man Explains How He Rolls

bluejaysblue

I'm down with that.

HEARTBREAKING: THIS POLICE OFFICER Shot Dead After Aircraft Goes Down and Bursts Into Flames in Forest

bluejaysblue

Overkill, much? Holy Christ.

Primary Challenge to Trump? It Could Be Cute Koala

quijotesca

I'm not sure Nom Nom would be an improvement

blastinus

I'd vote for him.

bluejaysblue

Cute Koala 2020.

I Think Im Going to Happen

twinepaloopas

No... no nevermind, just gas.

Harry Potter Fans Can Visit IRL Trolls

quijotesca

BUT WHAT KIND OF TROLLS?

It Came to Stop 9/11

bluejaysblue

Spoiler: It didn't.

Won't Someone Think of the Dead?

bluejaysblue

I'm sure they'd be very... grateful.

PepsiCo to Buy a Nintendo Switch October 19th

blastinus

What took you so long?

Even Dogs Understand How Trade Works

will64gamer

Yeah, get your shit together, communists!

Marlins Celebrate Not Being Hygienic

bluejaysblue

This must be why Giancarlo left.

In Space, No One Dies

trex9876

Tell that to all the Redshirts.

Pence Remembers McCain as a Drinking Buddy

jot

"Mother, we have a visitor! Bring out the O'Douls!"

Activist Linked to Your Body as It Continues to Have Open Borders

cpiece

Hey-o!

The Most Memorable Numbers

vulcan64

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

bluejaysblue

911, 411, 711, 8675309

jot

Don't forget 80085

Officials: Man Fleeing Police Fatally Shot in Self-Defense

jot

Oh, wow.

Trump Should Just Give Up?

crystalgemology

Yes

Do You Think Old People Are Crazy!

crystalgemology

Yes

Melania Trump Announces Effort to Mate

crystalgemology

I'm sure it takes great effort on her part

Cutest Thief Ever? Raccoon Steals His Phone, Then Tweets About Himself

crystalgemology

That's a clever raccoon

President Trump Likely to Die !!!

crystalgemology

Good news everyone! Hopefully some time soon.

President Trump Has a 13 Foot Tall, Golden, Walking Killer Robot With Guns

crystalgemology

Oh no

This Elementary School's Extreme Game of F--K, Kill, Marry

crystalgemology

That's just wrong

Dozens of Goats Take Over Hospital Lab

volugs

Seems like Goat Simulator Multiplayer has been released

Would-Be Robber Beaten Up by Massive Pair of Hands

cpiece

Must have been trying to infiltrate Nintendo’s HQ and leak copies of SSBU.

Kanye on His Breakup With Macaulay Culkin

quijotesca

But they were so good together!

We May Not Know About Every Serial Killer in Welsh Village

jot

This headline is how they'll bait Daffyd into confessing.

Ouch! Big Brother's Chloe Ayling Bursts Into Flames

blastinus

That's gonna leave a mark.

You Might Want to Block and Report Spam Calls and Text Messages

blastinus

But only if you really want to.

Bunny in a New Record for Homicides at 63,880 Deaths

bluejaysblue

Quick! Throw the Holy Hand Grenade!

Sports of the Thin White Duke....

jot

Darts?

10 Things That George Costanza Has Ever Done

miimii1205

#1: breathe.
#2 : walk
#3 complaints

Am i missing some?

Cookies Are the Enemy

blastinus

The battlefield is our waistline.

McCain Will No Longer Exist

bluejaysblue

This is a factual statement.