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Joke of the Beast / Piece of Sh*t

jot

They really should've made Piece of Sh*t the A-Side instead of Joke of the Beast.

London Knife Crime Should Be Allowed to Proceed

crystalgemology

Natural selection

Short Video Demonstrates How Installing the Internet Explodes

filnor

You just have to download it, not install

He's 9 Years Old and Scaring Off Burglars

velocityvsheadlines

i think it is Mac

prytonis

Is he Macaulay Culkin?

He Carefully Rescued the Chicken From Hell

ranjello

Orphean poultry.

Hillary Drops Another Hint She's Planning to Stage a Mass Murderer

jot

I seriously didn't realize it said murderer and not murder until just now.

ranjello

Keyword: "Murderer"

Trump Is Creating a New Gpvernment, Some Will Work Out Routine

ranjello

What's a gpvernment?

You Say Tomato, I Say I'm From Croatia

ranjello

"Potato."
"I'm from Serbia."
"Tomato."
"I'm from Croatia."

Your Ass Is Ass

ranjello

When you are straight, but ass is grass

Texas Woman Celebrates Her Birthday

ranjello

Slow news day?

Disney and Their Poop

ranjello

—A Disney hater

Honey Boo Boo My First Steps Into Porn Biz

ranjello

First Nintendo, now Honey Boo Boo? What is wrong with this world?!?!

This Is How a Children's Cartoon Destroyed Japanese Agriculture

ranjello

Unfortunately, this is a real io9 article.

It's November, Time to Move Legs

ranjello

Um, it's not November anymore.
-Me, December

The Moon Rocks

misericordia

It sure does!

A Look at Me!

velocityvsheadlines

lol

My Girlfriend's Dog Reminds Me of Hitler

velocityvsheadlines

what

trex9876

Count Dankula is at it again.

Hardy Fox, Composer for America's Soul

Amazing Anthropomorphic Robots Made of Muscle, Fat, and Bone

ranjello

They're humans. I'm sure of it.

Michael Bublé Opens Up About Her Sex Life, but From What?

ranjello

Wrong gender, buddy.

Animals That Look Like Asses

blastinus

What is a horse except a higher-quality ass?

The Ultimate Honor in the A**e

ranjello

What are those two bleeped letters?

Question: Is There Any Disc Golfers Here on 9gag?

ranjello

This is not 9gag. Now get out.

In Chicago, You Can Smell Colours

ranjello

In Soviet Chicago, Colours Can Smell You!

Pikachu Is on Fire!!!

prytonis

Bad Charmander!

12 Years Later, People Are Idiots

ranjello

An omen of the climate change prevention deadline?

Benjamin Franklin Was a Lesbian

ranjello

Does that mean Benjamin Franklin was a woman?

FALSE Facts About French Bulldogs

jot

In France, French Bullogs are known as "chiens perdus."

Perhaps It's Time for Blood Rituals and Unspeakable Acts of Evil

notaname

i don't see why not

bluejaysblue

Sure, why not? Nothing else has fuckin' worked..

Hit & Run Donkey

jot

Did anyone get the number of that donkey cart?

PS4 Has Passed Away

blastinus

Press Triangle to pay respects.

Iran: Saudi Arabia Split by a Fifth Element

quijotesca

LOVE TORE THEM APART

St. Louis Daycare FIGHT CLUB

lordandrew

Try to check the source headlines before saving to ensure you're actually creating something new. In this case, both headlines refer to the same event, so of course the generated headline refers to the same event.

quijotesca

This is a real headline tho

In France, a Giant Testicle

jot

En Angleterre, un ovaire géant.

You've Got a Surprise Addition to The “us”

ranjello

USÂ! USÂ! USÂ! USÂ!