You gotta pay extra for the Fairy Godmother, though.
Yes please
Might be a bad idea.
We didn't start the fire. He did!
Shaka, when the walls fell
Now?
hahahahahahahahahaha
Cover tagline for a sleazy '60s romance novel that has horribly regressive views on relationships
Love this one
Good for him.
They're going to make it a 3D film.
So inspiring
Makes sense
"Bigger slump and bigger wars and a smaller recovery" - Stereolab
Good
Long overdue
Beautiful.
Oops
Libertarianism
Nobody wants to work high anymore
that unpredictable enigma, the Maryland Corn Maze
giggling uncontrollably at the idea of a migrating corn maze
I could write the book on this, but I'm too busy and stressed out to get around to it.
I always had my suspicions
Typical Democrats
Slow news day.
Whoa
💀💀💀💀
This is why you shouldn't give a fuck.
Ok this one is hilarious
Uhh
-- Ralph Bakshi
Delightfully devilish, Seymour
Good! Definitely good. Throw a few in there. If it doesn't seem to be working, try more.
Finally.
Suburban James Bond movie?
At least they're honest about it.
Wow, that's a depressing headline.
You don't have to apologize! It's okay. Really.
I like that it's ambiguous who has the burrito.
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You gotta pay extra for the Fairy Godmother, though.