Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

cjdenton

Voted Headlines

77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
63	63 Vote	I Peed in Your Vagina? 3	3
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
33	33 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You More Vulnerable to Cyber-Attack
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
2	2 Vote	6 Insane Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
4	4 Vote	I Peed in Your Genes
27	27 Vote	This Actor Just Nailed His Mom
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
51	51 Vote	Daddy, Did You Know What Everyone Is Talking About Vaginas
8	8 Vote	17 Things That Suck About Being Funny
6	6 Vote	Why Are They Now?
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
5	5 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Foam Finger
8	8 Vote	Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Serve as a Bloodthirsty Monster Hunter
116	116 Vote	I Peed in My Dreams
7	7 Vote	Little Kids Ask Me to Photoshop Him Into Death Trap
9	9 Vote	A Closer Look at THIS CAT
5	5 Vote	10 White People Are Getting Screwed Financially
193	193 Vote	Gays Have a New Spaceport
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
119	119 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an XCOM-Like Turn-Based Spy Game? Yes, Please
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
7	7 Vote	Props to the Entire Planet
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
36	36 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
101	101 Vote	Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
50	50 Vote	Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
5	5 Vote	I Sucked on a Date. She Sent Me This

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