Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

chuckmoritz

Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Life Is Pain and Isolation
147	147 Vote	Mario Taking a Shower
5	5 Vote	Gotta Love Me Some Problems
67	67 Vote	At 24, I'm Realizing My Struggle Is Apparent
9	9 Vote	Everyone Dies at 89
190	190 Vote	Probably Bad News: Is That … Bad? 1	1
112	112 Vote	God I Hate Frank Sinatra
673	673 Vote	The Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl Are Finally Here and People Are Dead 1	1
235	235 Vote	Woman Loses Finger in Innocent Man's Anus
126	126 Vote	Canada Says NO Hugs
2	2 Vote	Texas Senior Sues After Being Nicked in Scuffle
248	248 Vote	I Am About to Hit a Deer While Driving at 70mph
57	57 Vote	I Spilled My Milk, Now I Am a Plumber
189	189 Vote	What Happens When You See Dat Ass
2	2 Vote	Lets Do the Impossible
156	156 Vote	Mom: Who Wants the D
286	286 Vote	Science Is No Fukin Joke
129	129 Vote	I'm Trying to Stop Believing
8	8 Vote	Kim Kardashian WON'T Be Around Much Longer
2	2 Vote	Square Enix Wants to Understand
226	226 Vote	Bruno Mars Rover
75	75 Vote	Trump: Wall Is Actually Round
179	179 Vote	Bodily Fluids Found in TOILETS
174	174 Vote	Soldier Avenges 9/11 by Watching Porn (Probably) 1	1
44	44 Vote	Formally Recognize AntiFa as a Joke
2	2 Vote	The Wonderful Wizard of Ooz
34	34 Vote	Chopin in the Squad 1	1
84	84 Vote	Kim Jong Un Admits He Ejaculated in Tanks of Face Cream
148	148 Vote	Guy Builds a Robotic Kraken That Can Make Espresso
1636	1636 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 5	5
217	217 Vote	99% Luck 1% Skill and That's How Evolution Works 1	1
449	449 Vote	Bethesda Partners With Bethesda Partners 1	1
131	131 Vote	Five Injured After Man Reads Daughter's Journal
189	189 Vote	Humanity Is on Sale for $600 1	1
367	367 Vote	3 Guilt Free Ways to Kill Fascists (Also Old Ways)
103	103 Vote	Scientists Prove That Microbes Could Survive on Mars Bars
288	288 Vote	The Sims 4 Finally Adds Toddlers Suffering
8	8 Vote	Jeff Bridges Abides by His Wife, Mother-In-Law AND His Poncho 1	1
45	45 Vote	Democrat Moves to a Year Ago
129	129 Vote	Infants as Young as 4 Months Can Now Instantly Translate Japanese Text