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People Are Getting Weirder
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I'm Fine. This Is a Lie
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Childhood Dream of Democracy Died in Police Custody
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Teenage Girl, 14, Found Dead at 70
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Can You Be Quiet
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Trump Tweets That He Has Famously Huge Turds
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Nintendo Is Trying to Get Laid
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It Isn't Safe to INJECT ILLEGAL DRUGS
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Some People Did Something
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America Needs to Retire. Now
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Luke, I Have the Power of Hate Speech
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NASA to Open a Tightly Sealed Jar
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There Is No Joke
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Diggity Doggity I'm Coming for the Wealthy
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Napoleon Was Not a Pokémon Master
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The Complex Anatomy of a Furry
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Passengers Stranded on Train for Nearly 3,000 Years
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When She Squirts in Your Air Fryer
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Say Hello to My Dad Jokes
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You're Problematic if You Don't Smoke
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Trump Says He Wanted to Preserve Slavery
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Betray Your Friends in Bikinis
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My Cats Rub Their Butts on Me Anytime
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Cannibal Killer Shot by Cops After Multiple Complaints
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Two Wrongs Make a Switch Competitor
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I Saw Marriage Wasn't for Me—When I Looked at My Body Builder
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Meet Cooper, a Recently Discovered Sauropod Believed to Be Mel Brooks
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Police Say Yes I'll Just Drive Straight Into Your Retinas
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Dude Scores an Internship With the Alt-Right
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Girl, 3, Has Arm Torn Off by Age
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How to Get the Joke
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This Nugget Looks Like a Bond Villain
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World's Oldest Person Dies at 68
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Some Genius Made a Thing
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You Can Now Accelerate ... More Slowly
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Sports on Sundays OK, Except When Used to Attack N Korea
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It's Mario vs. Sonic in the Middle East
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Investigations Will Turn You Into Giant Blueberry
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Boy Accidentally Kills Beloved Goldfish After Taking Him Out to Dry Over "inappropriate" Touch
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Liddick: Congress Should Stop Wearing Deodorant