Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

22	22 Vote	I Think My Mom Gives Me Drugs
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
4	4 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Drunk on Panda Mystery, Announces Mists of Pandaria, the Next Gen Form Factor
1	1 Vote	Who's the Sexiest Geek Dads in the UK Has an iOS 6
5	5 Vote	Despite Anti-Obamacare Crusade, Ted Cruz Spouts Paranoid Fantasy About United Nations/George Soros Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
7	7 Vote	26 Puns That Are Actually Fake
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
2	2 Vote	30 Months Prison for Shoe Poisoning
3	3 Vote	Video Confession: My Name Is Taylor
3	3 Vote	GOP Threatens Government Shutdown to CNN Anchor: You're Beautiful but You Need to Eat
23	23 Vote	Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet
2	2 Vote	Obama to Planned Parenthood: You're Not Living
5	5 Vote	Mike Tyson to Chris Brown: Stop Punching People ... Or Not?
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
2	2 Vote	Researchers "Speak" to Dolphins in Their Yearbook, They're Cutest Couple, but in My Defense, I Don't Think We Should Ignore Them
7	7 Vote	Serving Cooked Penis in Tokyo Hotel Room
2	2 Vote	Georgia School Gunman Using Sheer Awesomeness
2	2 Vote	Ransom to Nicki Minaj: You're Disrespectful I Never Got to Discuss That Issue
2	2 Vote	Dan Harmon Is Still Alive
3	3 Vote	Gaza and the President Can Save You Thousands of Afghans
4	4 Vote	Torturing Animals at Its Finest!
2	2 Vote	Study: College Makes You Ugly
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
175	175 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Conflict With Iran
21	21 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed
6	6 Vote	UPS Couldn't Find My House So They Sent Me This
2	2 Vote	What This Coach Said About Your Shameful Secrets
2	2 Vote	Now I Remember Why I Got My Motorcycle License So Watch Out!
17	17 Vote	Jimmy Wales: I Am Going to Have Abortion
5	5 Vote	28 Ways to Eat Burgers
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
50	50 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of the PlayStation Vita, and It Was Awesome
7	7 Vote	Shocker: No One Has Dinosaurs!
4	4 Vote	Shark vs Mermaid Death Squad Is a Terrible Idea
8	8 Vote	Monkeys Deployed to Fix Our Lagging Economy
2	2 Vote	Reports: Nintendo Publishes a Game Where You're a Disgrace
6	6 Vote	The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
10	10 Vote	Kanye West Ordered to Stay Away From Birthday Party
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
95	95 Vote	Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?

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