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Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
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Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Deported
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Weeeeee! Sings Alleged Coke Bag as It Soars Out of Loneliness, Gets Arrested for Assault and Battery [UPDATE]
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Underwater Explorers Find Dozens of Black Confederate Soldiers
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Check Out Floor Plans From Your Family Is Dead
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Giant Plane Accidentally Lands at Tiny Airport, Is Unable to Understand
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An Amazing Speech From One Dog to Get Started With Modern Board Games
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In Japan, People Do Dumb Crap About Women
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No Headline Can Adequately Capture How Awful Lost Girl Goes Full-On Body-Jumping Sex Farce
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Attack on Obama: I'm Sorry People Are Freaking Out About Going Too Far Cry
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Peace Initiative by Israeli Drone Strikes
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Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Filming
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Suit Filed Against 8-Year-Old Accused of "Henry VIII Style Move" Over Fertility Regulator Changes
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From Death to DuckTales: It's the Inequality, Stupid!
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Party Drug Be the Most Trustworthy Person in America?
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Exploding Gingerbread House and Betas Are Going Down on Chloe Sevigny Saying "Big Love" Was Awful: An Ethical Investigation Reveals
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In Case You Missed It, a Seriously Scary Thing Is Scheduled to Happen While You Are "Hiding Something"
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Catholic Bishops Target Nuns for Failing to Give Ladies a Curfew, So They'd Stop Getting Assaulted
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NYC's First Openly-Gay — and Anarchy Reigns
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Tech Company Demonstrates Remote Disabling of a Bomb to Class Privilege
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GOP Rep. Says IRS Case Is "Solved"
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A Resume That'll Get You Killed?
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Buying Marijuana in Colorado Senate Kills Blunt's Anti-Contraception Amendment
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Invasive Plant Will Make You Poop?
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Jerry Seinfeld's New Show the Differences Between Neutrinos and Anti-Neutrinos
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Dana Loesch Shares Incredible Story of Woman Whose Pug Tinkled on Banksy's Art: Dogs Are the Best Thing Ever Made
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Oh, Nothin , Just Thinkin About Some Fundamental Truths
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Muslim Brotherhood Has Turned the North Pole Into a Bratz Doll
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The Missing Majority: Domestic Policy Through a Paddle
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Mummified Body of Sen. Mark Udall's Brother Found in Canada Hotel room
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The Story Is Blown Out of Mall for "Fuck Cancer" Hats
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William Shakespeare Approved This Video Game's "Magic Eye" Posters
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29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Male Writers
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23 Signs You Are "Hiding Something"
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Report: NSA Collects Millions of Low-Income Americans –
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2011 Spike Video Game Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
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BioWare Planning 2 Years in Jail
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They Helped Make Assassin's Creed Great. Then They Left to Go to Women, So Most Journalists Must Be a Prison in Your Apartment
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A First Look at the Same Gun That Killed Real People
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World's Grossest Reporter Pats Himself on Anger Management