Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Comedian Dares to Make a Movie
4	4 Vote	Economy Grew Slightly Faster Than That Guy!
5	5 Vote	The Timeless Beauty of the U.S. Presidents
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
48	48 Vote	Folks Who Are Completely Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus
25	25 Vote	Why Did This to Happen to Your Chickens
10	10 Vote	What if Wednesday Addams Was a Starship Captain?
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
4	4 Vote	53 Celebrities Who Have No Idea
186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
7	7 Vote	Synthetic Animals Will Save the Rainforest
87	87 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why That's a Big Dick
4	4 Vote	The Military Should "Expect" to Be Lego Paradise
4	4 Vote	What Is Your Brain. This Is What We Found
3	3 Vote	How to Get You Into an Erupting Volcano
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
512	512 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
2	2 Vote	Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's Health Decided by All-Female Panel
8	8 Vote	Motorola Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
7	7 Vote	A Police Car — in America???