Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

chilblain

Voted Headlines

95	95 Vote	Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
9	9 Vote	I Don't Have a Bad Idea
4	4 Vote	Autopsy Shows African-American Teen Kendrec McDade Was Shot by Local Photographers
8	8 Vote	Republicans Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
8	8 Vote	Every Fu**ing Cop Is a Secret Project Diva
5	5 Vote	Chinese Gamer Sells Drugs to Prevent Women From Voting for Some Reason
46	46 Vote	Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
2	2 Vote	National Laboratories Prepare to Weep: EA Announces Digital-Only Red Alert 3 Expansion
57	57 Vote	Good Luck Trying to Get Divorced
2	2 Vote	Netflix Is Now Free-To-Play Forever
117	117 Vote	Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
89	89 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Their Video Game Character
6	6 Vote	Confession: I Don't Actually Write That Crap
6	6 Vote	Hulk Smashes Everything in Its Natural Habitat
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
136	136 Vote	We Have Two Arms and Two Legs 1	1
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Releasing New Ingredient-Free Cookbook
5	5 Vote	Undercover Study Finds That 62% of Women Check Phones During sex
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
1	1 Vote	The Internet to Lose weight
4	4 Vote	Presenting the "Sexy Pizza" Halloween Costume Quest
3	3 Vote	Stephen Colbert Marries Couple Whose Address He Tweeted