Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

chikarawolf

Voted Headlines

241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
72	72 Vote	Holy Crap, the New Jesus-Approved Planking
45	45 Vote	Anthrax? That's Not Very Sisterly
5	5 Vote	4-Year-Old Boy Accidentally Shoots and Kills Allegedly Armed 14-Year-Old
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
67	67 Vote	Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
5	5 Vote	This Seemingly Perfect Little Town Is Empty of Human Rights?
7	7 Vote	Are You Going to Stop Being Awkward
48	48 Vote	Election Night: Here's a Chicken Wearing a Speedo
96	96 Vote	ROOSEVELT, STALIN, CHURCHILL AGREE ON PLANS FOR Aquaman?
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
4	4 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Save the PLANET
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
16	16 Vote	We Were Bored... So We Asked Black Kids About Money
4	4 Vote	Researchers Expose Cunning Online Tracking Service That Can't Be Sexist Anymore
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1