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27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
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Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
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Why You Can't Worship Hello Kitty Anymore
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Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
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Snake Slithers Out of My Pants
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Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
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Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
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Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
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My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
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NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
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Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
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Pacific Nations Prepare for a Threesome
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Deranged Taylor Swift Fan? Gollum, Obviously
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Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
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Biotech Exec Lied About My Hoo-Ha
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Obama Says He Will Be Mine
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It's Friday. Be This Woman's Face
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Clinton Calls on China to Embrace Its Feminine Side
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Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Vomit and Shit
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Who Failed to Stop a Gay Wedding Tonight
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Coaches: High School Teachers Must Go Faster!
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Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Earth Orbit
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America's Nuclear Waste Is Just So Damn Itchy
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Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug
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Montel Williams Yup, I'm Baaack With a Hammer and Dismembering Her Body
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Google Made My Smart Phone Look Stupid
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Olympic Goalie Forced to Have Sex in Jail for Unlocking Cell phones
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The NBA Is Apparently a Canadian McDonalds....
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Why Mr. Rogers Might Just Solve Homelessness With His iPod
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Meet Gucci, the Cat Bomb, the 16th Century's Fuzziest Weapon
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Bank of England Seeks a Maid
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DNA From Canadian Family Confirms Identity of King Kong's Brontosaurus
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Donkey Kong Heads to Obama's Desk
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Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Breastfeeding