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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Black Pumas to Perform – and Lose Weight
2	2 Vote	Brazil's Hydroxychloroquine Taking President Jair Bolsonaro Says He Is Clearly Defeated
3	3 Vote	QAnon Has an Inclusivity Problem. She's on a Caribbean Estate
2	2 Vote	"Joker" Has Become the East Coast's Strongest Hurricane in Decades
2	2 Vote	1.2 Million More Americans Die Hard
7	7 Vote	Body Found in Ancient Egyptian Tomb Is NOT OK
2	2 Vote	No Branch of Government Working Effectively. That's Terrifying
3	3 Vote	FDA Revokes Emergency Use of N-Word: It Wasn't Acceptable
98	98 Vote	An Easy Focaccia Recipe That Turns Cicadas Into Uncontrollable Sex Addicts
3	3 Vote	Brits Are Told to Pee
296	296 Vote	Let's Murder Grandma for Her Soap
3	3 Vote	A Succulent Citrus Juicer Shaped Like Rick Sanchez
3	3 Vote	Elon Musk's Twitter Hacker Is Facing a Dual Crisis: Deadly Drug Cartels and a Magic Sword
2	2 Vote	Learn These 27 Cyberpunk Terms if You Can't Have the Rules on Data Collection
69	69 Vote	Low Budget Movies That Wasted Great Stories About That Shady Meat Called Bologna
5	5 Vote	Must-Play Video Games Nobody Played
2	2 Vote	US Coronavirus Outbreak at Home Totally Flopped
3	3 Vote	Dinosaurs in the NFL Again?
71	71 Vote	Trump Announces Idiotic Plan for 3D-Printed Chicken Nuggets, and It Shows
3	3 Vote	REPORT: College Football Happens
4	4 Vote	Xbox Series X Æ
2	2 Vote	Bomb Factory Worker Sent 1,000 Letters to Queen Pleading for Knighthood
1161	1161 Vote	Police Confirm They Are Corrupt 1	1
831	831 Vote	Multiple Dead in Cemetery 1	1
1186	1186 Vote	Report: The U.S. Ends 2	2
936	936 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
1291	1291 Vote	Stop!!! Do Not Exist 1	1
1891	1891 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
3	3 Vote	This Is Probably "Wrong"
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5