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6	6 Vote	Thanksgiving Has Been Reduced to Huddling in Safe Rooms
1	1 Vote	Rep. Jim Banks: Subpoena Adam Schiff's Phone Records – He Tried Butthole Sunning—says don't Do It
1	1 Vote	My Privacy Is Being Rapidly Depleted
6	6 Vote	Buttigieg Fends Off Shark While Freediving
1	1 Vote	Ja Rule Cleared of Murdering Wife With Lethal Eye Drops
1	1 Vote	A Complete Guide to Anal Sex & Antifa
7	7 Vote	Our Patience Is Over: Why Iraqis Are Protesting Janitors
2	2 Vote	Starbucks Relaxes Dress Code; Employees Say Patrons Are Groping Them
211	211 Vote	GRANDPA HAS a SECRET Weapon
1	1 Vote	The Day Barney Was Killed in Pensacola Shooting Was Homophobic Payback
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Says She Contemplated Suicide Bombing
2	2 Vote	Entitled People With Dementia
133	133 Vote	5 Soft Skills You Need to Feel Another's Man's Balls
1	1 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez Taunts Trump: He's Not Texting You Back
1	1 Vote	Pelosi Gets Standing Ovation at Washington Jazz Club After Impeachment Week. Trump to Stop Amazon From Making Deliveries
1	1 Vote	A Large Pile of Fail
3	3 Vote	The 10 Best Shampoos for Women Deprived of Laughter
5	5 Vote	BREAKING: Supreme Court Agrees to Tug-Of-War Rematch Between a Squirrel and a Food Trough
2	2 Vote	Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is John Cena
1	1 Vote	Hush Little Baby Don't Hurt Me...
1	1 Vote	Where to Go Nut
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Turn Off Your Dunder Mifflin Spirit
2	2 Vote	Family Facing Jail for Police Using Excessive Force
4	4 Vote	LAPD Cop Busted on His Wife
1	1 Vote	Will Apple Kill Off the Table
1	1 Vote	U.S. Supreme Court Appears Ready to Embrace Reality, Will Soon Offer Checking Accounts
1	1 Vote	You Can't Change the World. Its Maker Isn't Sure It Should
2	2 Vote	From Camera Roll to Canvas: Make Art From Your Earthly Pain
257	257 Vote	This Little Piggy Went to Hell
2	2 Vote	Woman Raises $4K for Infant Son's Funeral on GoFundMe. Now Cops Say Cheese!
2	2 Vote	Janoris Jenkins Gets Cut by Giants After Refusing to Pick Up Chicks at the Center of Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Millennials Have Been Slightly Damaged in Transit
1	1 Vote	Hot and Horny Singles in Your New Roku App
1	1 Vote	An Unscripted Friends Reunion Would Be Terrifying in Real-Life
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Debuts New Anti-Drug Campaign: Meth. We're on It
1	1 Vote	Tekashi69 Sentenced to Life Through Prayer Request
1	1 Vote	460,000 Missing Children in Record I.P.O
2	2 Vote	Tens of Thousands of Gallons of Beer in the A$$?
1	1 Vote	Colts QB Sued for Sucking Biz Partner Dry
1	1 Vote	Guy Tries to Be Given World Heritage Status