Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Julia Roberts Is the Most Adorable Zombie Ever: Check Out the Wild Side Street
23	23 Vote	5 Modern Horror Scenes Ripped Out of LEGOs
55	55 Vote	How to Help You Play With Yourself on Camera to Inspire Thousands. Seriously 1	1
3	3 Vote	How You Will Die Hard
29	29 Vote	The Final DLC Pack for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
5	5 Vote	26 Reasons to Pass as a Real Human Being Again
6	6 Vote	Buy a Corsage Made of Human Flesh
8	8 Vote	Kids Are Still Being Made
101	101 Vote	My Romantic Relationships as Described by Videogames
7	7 Vote	Someone Found a Real-Life Marriage
5	5 Vote	We'd Like to Suddenly Become Attractive?
61	61 Vote	Taylor Swift Thought She Was Beautiful (But I Suspect She's Lying)
56	56 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Notes Are Good, but They Don't Prevent Pregnancy!
68	68 Vote	So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away 2	2
41	41 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
65	65 Vote	7 Movies That Will Eat Up Your Genitals
373	373 Vote	Why People Are Wrong
298	298 Vote	World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
167	167 Vote	GTA 5's Special Edition Where Jar Jar Binks Dies
22	22 Vote	Hairstylist Refuses to Fear the Reaper
56	56 Vote	How to Cook the Perfect Boyfriend
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
33	33 Vote	Dude, I Totally Tapped That Box Office
500	500 Vote	Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
8	8 Vote	Why the Rock Turned Into an Entire Swimming Pool Into Jelly
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved

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