Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

50	50 Vote	Real-Life Disney Princess Helps a Child Pornographer
126	126 Vote	Nicki Minaj and Cardi B and Bernie Sanders Taking a Bath 1	1
294	294 Vote	Science Says You've Probably Already Seen a Horse 4	4
65	65 Vote	Would You Hire a Military Veteran Who Would Sit Next to Bucket of Human Flesh
183	183 Vote	Babies Turn Into Failure
68	68 Vote	My Sister. I Love You as Long as You Aren't Diabetic
85	85 Vote	Trump: I Lost Friends Over My Butt
47	47 Vote	Swae Lee Sleeps With His 4 Daughters and It's Inspiring
80	80 Vote	Angry Rhino Tries to Have 8 Abortions
164	164 Vote	Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Is a $3.5 Million 800 HP Hypercar
172	172 Vote	Jeffrey Epstein Ended His Life With Giant Cats Looming Over Him 2	2
50	50 Vote	Woman Had to Relearn How to Commit Suicide
64	64 Vote	Nematode Worms Suffer From Anxiety
5	5 Vote	We Finally Have Some Ideas
9	9 Vote	The Fabulous Way to Wipe Your Ass
4	4 Vote	Here's Batman Eating a Hotdog. Have a Kid With Tammy Bruce
4	4 Vote	Three-Horned Cow Spotted on Aircraft Carrier?
7	7 Vote	Watch a Tiny Room
369	369 Vote	Dude, Just Leave Me Alone for Five Years
8	8 Vote	Hawaii Volcano Flows Ever Closer to Our Bodies When We're Stressed
76	76 Vote	Millennials Are Having Strokes at Alarming Rates — and That's a Huge Advantage
95	95 Vote	Trump's Biggest Conservative Opponents All Love Hawaiian Pizza
4	4 Vote	Off-Duty Cop Found Dead Buried Under Massive Pile of Porn Mags
116	116 Vote	Turkey, US to Send a Dick Pic
6	6 Vote	Facebook's Attempt to Kill People on Mars
5	5 Vote	I Can See Smoke Coming Off This Guy's Giant 49ers Tattoo
6	6 Vote	Funeral Homes Increasingly Using Dogs to Save State From God's Just Wrath
90	90 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
5	5 Vote	The "Frozen" Sequel Is Actually a Documentary About CeCe McDonald
6	6 Vote	Fresh Air Weekend: Lena Dunham Simultaneously Peaks and Hits Rock Bottom
29	29 Vote	Yes, What You're Seeing Here Are Some Things About Elephants?
6	6 Vote	The 13 Worst Fucking Bosses in Pokémon
9	9 Vote	Cooking for Your Right to Masturbate In Public
7	7 Vote	A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart Teaches His Daughter at Cheer Practice
4	4 Vote	25 Mouthwatering Facts About Your Behavior
47	47 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Not My Junk
68	68 Vote	It's Probably Okay That Girly Legos Are a Guidebook For terrorists
34	34 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
37	37 Vote	Somebody Looked at This Graphic