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Group Aims to Be Grumpy
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Learn a New Year? Why Bother?
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I Still Dream of Lesbians, They're Not Even Famous Anymore
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Germans Think Trump Is "Fabricated"
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Aliens Exist and Could Be a Real Drag
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Trump More Dangerous to Soul Than Demonic Possession
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Comprehensive Study Suggests That Poor Cat Just Hates Studying
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Bert and Ernie Are Gay
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Dafuq Happened to Mr. T
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I Really Need a Reboot
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Raccoon Leaves His Trash-Eating Pals to Hang With the Foo Fighters & Slays Metallica Covers!
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Jim Carrey Is a Myth
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Stop Mocking Kanye West's Yeezy Sneakers
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Chrome 70 Will Allow Users to Agree
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I've Seen Our Neighborhood Albino Squirrel. His Unofficial Name Is Brett Kavanagh
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Acid Solves All of Your Crippling Boredom
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Level Up Your Ass
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Ashton Kutcher Accidentally Hit Someone With His "Tiny Gecko Feet"
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This Robo-Jellyfish Aims to Fix America?
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Flying Peacocks Totally Look Like Idiots
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At Least 200 People Have Opinions
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Don't Do Parrots
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Steve Didn't Have to Love Wasps
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Trump Admits He Doesn't Remember a Lot Since 1982
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Republican Senators Hire a Dumb Assassin
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Google Assistant Finally Lets You Climb a Gods Penis
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F.D.A. Cracks Down on Stupid
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The Captivating Sound of *pFthhhhhT*
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DROP THE Baby You're Babysitting
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Microsoft Officially Announces Time Has Come…To Get Rid Of Donald Trump Jr
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My Crotch Is on Sale
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I'm Greek and I'm Sick of My Behavior, and I Was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
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Dodgeball With a Knife
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Rick Perry Takes Time to Seriously Get Into Insane Clown Posse
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Brad Pitt Has Taken His Shirt Off Again
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Humanity Is on Sale for $600
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Please Do Not Exist
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Hillary Clinton: I'm Ready to "leave the Planet"
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Dear Everyone, the Onion Is Not a Continent
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Its Funny Because It's Treason