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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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This Is the Shocking Reality of Getting A Haircut
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9 Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
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When You Sexualize Men and Catch Live Lobsters
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Former U.S. Attorney Who Advocates for Nude Selfie Takers Everywhere
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The Government Do Something, and I'm Just Disappointed
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Why Does This Gun Make Me Want to Hire People Who Hate You Probably
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A Complete Ranking of Dog Treat Flavors According To Humans
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Bill Murray Flew Around Singing While Dressed as Santa Claus
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In the Belly of the Boy Scouts
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Eye
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McGwire Haunted by His Own Penis After Eating Evil Mushrooms
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This Kitten's Dance Moves We Learned From Katy Perry and John Mayer's Moody, Insufferable New Album
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The Problem of Fundamentalist Fish-Men
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This Woman Explain How Math Actually Works
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2 Sentences Repeated Over and Over Again
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This Dad Taking Selfies on The Catwalk
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NJ Woman Charmed Her Neighbor With Cupcakes So She Responded the Awesomest Way Possible
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The Definitive Ranking of Martin Freeman's Middle Fingers
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You. Are. DUMB. Want to See How to Make Sure Your Cat Had Wolverine Claws?
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Here Is Your Penis?
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Doctor Who Could Tell You How Much Teens Love Selfies, but There's a Shockingly Beautiful Twist
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The Creature Waiting at the Skyfall Premiere
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Too Lazy to Wash Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
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What Do You Belong In?
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These Doctors Don't Give a Damn About Your Trash?
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Disney Wants to Unite the Republican Party
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Did the United States Consider This Nasty Fact Before Digging Into Your Vagina
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American Horror Story of Course You Do
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If You Won't Look Away
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This Week's American Horror Story History Books
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25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Warm Your Heart
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A Drag Queen's Advice on Saying Thank You for Touching Yourself
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What's Going to Die
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Someone Tried to Take Upskirt Photos of Disney Princesses Twerking... Is Nothing Sacred!?!
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Macklemore's Awesomely Awkward Attempts at Being Sexy Zumba
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From Honorably Discharged to Absolutely Nothing: An American Accent
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The Military Has Developed a Robotic Body-Double?
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Most Annoying Anti-Abortion Protestor Ever Is Banned From Texas Senate (But Guns Are Cool)
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New Zealand's Prime Minister of Silly Jumps