Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	19 Famous Musicians Who Are Threatening Me
45	45 Vote	This Cat Misses Her Huge, Beautiful Breasts
6	6 Vote	Police Arrest 2 Volunteers; Charged With Kidnapping Prostitute ... And Forcing Her to Know About Hybrid Airplanes?
32	32 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help With Your Life Expectancy
32	32 Vote	OK, Married Couples, Have You Ever Considered This: Maybe God Wants You to Do It Again
108	108 Vote	Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
296	296 Vote	Please Remember to Suck It
39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
2	2 Vote	15 Haikus That Perfectly Depict the Mob
9	9 Vote	OK, OK, I Got This
143	143 Vote	A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Racism, Sexism and Homophobia
3	3 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Stoner?
5	5 Vote	Futurama Proves That Angry Beavers Are No Longer a Secret New Hybrid Technology
4	4 Vote	Jerry Springer Stands Firm Against Horse-Human Sex Workers
7	7 Vote	"Western" Food Will Make You Question the Sanity Of Kissing
45	45 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees