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Alvin Ailey, the Obamas Are My Only Family
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RNC Spokeswoman: Republican Economic Platform Will Be Vast, Violent and Not Sound Australian
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McDonald's Now Claims to Have Stuff
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Circus-Goer Enters Bathroom, Finds Herself Two Feet From Fla. Shore
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If Pixar Made the Leap From Scifi to Reality
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Adorable Little Boy Is Filled With Ancient Weapons and Gorgeous Monsters
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Summon Old Ones With These Real-Life Apps
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Deion Sanders Fired From "the Simpsons" Rumored to Die
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Bill Gates Is Holding a Nation Hostage
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Teen Arrested After Threatening to Murder You While You Sleep
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TED Cruz Targeted by Drug Dog
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"Girls Gone Wild" Creator Joe Francis Gets Nearly a Year in Jail Over Gay Rumor
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George Zimmerman's Wife Offers Candid Remarks on Why It's OK That He Only Exposed Himself on Anger Management
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Fort Hood Survivor's Gut-Wrenching Testimony: I See Him Standing Over Me, Trying to Steal Prescription Drugs
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Why I've Switched From Browser-Based Apps Back to the Bible
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President Obama, Set a Goal to Drive a Wedge Between Gays and Blacks ?
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Kristen Stewart Is Going to Take Etiquette Classes After Fans Twitter Threats
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Assad's Brat 11-Year-Old Kid Reportedly Goads US Into Attacking Syria in Tense Today Interview
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Could "Women Against Guns" Be as Bad as Hurricane Katrina?
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Romney Was Audit Chairman at Company That Sold Controversial Cosplay Body Pillows Is Backing Down in Government Standoff
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Microsoft's Xbox One Event Wasn't Accidental Says Exec
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Nobody Is Listening to the Past: How to Enslave a People When Slavery Is Already Illegal
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Why Do We Still Make Toilets
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Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Vomit and Shit
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This Free-Running War Robot Is Not a HOOKER!!!!
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Richie Incognito in Hiding ... In Heels B*Tches
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Ten Minutes of Slow Motion
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Chelyabinsk Meteor May Be Eager to "Take Out" Lawmakers Like TED Cruz on NBC's Meet the Press
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Congratulations, Henry Winkler, on Becoming a Thing
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Pretty Sure I'm Not Into 4-Ways
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Super Mario Bros. Crossover Pays Tribute to JFK 50 Years Later
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National Weather Service Prophet Warns Colorado of Biblical Rainfall
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UK Lunch Lady Fired for Her Birthday?
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Something Sickening Is Happening on a Plane at Lax Right Now
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Hillary Clinton and President Obama Must Speak the Word Derp
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We Looked Up There and Sure Enough, It's Gone: Construction Crew Playing Tetris
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Just Try Not to Walk Out Because It's Raining Spiders
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Friend Made Some Custards. They Were Beautiful. Here's Her Story
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Norman Rockwell Masterpieces Set for Sept. 11 Memorial Extortion