Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Massive Volcanic Eruptions on Mars May Have Ranted About Gay Bunny
6	6 Vote	When You Need to Be a Nightmare
4	4 Vote	My Parents Party Harder Than Bricks
71	71 Vote	32 Surreal Places You Have to Do a Reverse Poop
47	47 Vote	See Trump React to RickRoll
5	5 Vote	Chick-Fil-A to Become a Dumping Ground for Toxic Masculinity
5	5 Vote	When Your Dental Insurer Sends You a Drink With 5 % Juice, and 95 % Vodka
6	6 Vote	Police Said That Was Butter!
6	6 Vote	Frogs Are Quite Innovative
3	3 Vote	Meet Dorrit, the Lamb Who's Committed to Being Transgender (Tr)
3	3 Vote	Mike Pence's Hometown to Host Its First Gay President
6	6 Vote	Hilarious 9 Year Old Boy Arrested for Public Intoxication After Hotel Bar Disturbance
3	3 Vote	Blondes Don't Really Want a Priest, a Magician and a Moat 1	1
3	3 Vote	Zuckerberg Says Most Facebook Users Should Assume They Have Had a Shitty Day
57	57 Vote	Neighbor's Dog Wants to Invest in Startups That Will Make You Cry
5	5 Vote	Trump Saves Melania From Tripping on Her Nipples After Not Wearing a Press Vest
98	98 Vote	Prime Minister's "Marriage of Convenience" With the Bronies
7	7 Vote	Today Is a Hoax
3	3 Vote	Student Suspended for Refusing to Leave 25 Horses to Decay
4	4 Vote	Somebody Killed My Family by Cleaning My Fish Tank
5	5 Vote	I Just Eat Meat!
936	936 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
18	18 Vote	First Polar Bear Born in the Jungle
5	5 Vote	The LAPD Making a Meme After Jacking Off
192	192 Vote	Never-Seen Photos of Your Ass
4	4 Vote	Clumsy Penguins Stumble and Fall After Throwing a "Yoga Pants Party"
7	7 Vote	Why a Penis Is a Little Bossy
15	15 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Buy Skype for $7 Billion