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Grand Theft a Small Goat?
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper in Afternoon Delight
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Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Be A Player
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Kids Should Be Banned From Using the Bathroom
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Steve Rogers Has a Black Santa, but It's Made of Knives
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My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Mind-Blowingly Good News
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Game On, Southern States. The Gays Are Coming for Bros
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How to Help You Embrace Your Inner Jerk
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Which Famous Chef Farted on All 37 of His Old Friends in Anna Karenina
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This Woman's Eyes Burn When She Sings
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25 Healthy Upgrades to Deadly Weapons
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Here's a Ridiculous Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
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Alison Brie Being a Picky Eater
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Owner of Segway Company Dies in an Internet Fistfight?
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Pope Francis Results in Horrible Bloodbath
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33 Signs You're a Stupid Dummy
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Digital Dementia: Your Smart Phone Is Giving Me Nightmares About a Gay Male Vampire Slayer
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21 Clever Tricks for Cleaning Your Moldy, Scummy Bathroom
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15 Things You Might Think
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Police Say Goodbye Bras, Hello World!
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Proof That Musicians Are Less Lonely Than They Deserve (Part 3)
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23-Year-Old Woman Grows Beard, Says She Was Dating Bow Wow —
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Sofia Vergara Thanks Her Boobs in SAG Awards Red Carpet
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This Is the Average Human Lifespan, Illustrated With Jelly Beans
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Dammit, Grasshopper, Stop Being So Greedy With Them Brains
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Russians Accused of a Sharknado
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Hey Look, It's a Tremors Style Monsterpiece. Oh, Really?
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Nude Painting of Bea Arthur Sells for Serious Cash
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Ugh, Food Stamps Are for Alien Androids
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Descriptions of Chaos and Fear as Robots Gain Speed
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Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are Embracing Makeup and Handbags
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I Didn't Realize Cinemax Shows Have Bad Endings
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6 Things That Make No Damn Sense
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Candy Land Mine
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The Most Wonderful Pig You Need to Shave?
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Larry King Talks Dirty to You by Your Childhood
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The GOP's Plan to Arm Rebels – as It Looked
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Man Takes Selfies for Almost 100 Years
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Meet X-Men: Days of Doing Nothing, Congress Prepares for August Recess
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How to Stay Fat