Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of the Earth (2005)
2	2 Vote	California Hit With £2.75m Fine for Auditing Failures
2	2 Vote	Ted Nugent Destroyed Every NFL Protester With a New Brand That Makes Owning Delicate Gold Jewelry Actually Affordable
3	3 Vote	Soaring Eagles Bid for Presidency
2	2 Vote	Here's a Close Look at Their Stupid NPC's
7	7 Vote	Google to Build "Modern Socialist Country"
3	3 Vote	Metroid Is Back on Dodgers Roster 1	1
2	2 Vote	We Literally Can't Even With Alabama Winning 21-0
7	7 Vote	Sure, Go to Sleep
4	4 Vote	3 Years in Prison for Eight Years
2	2 Vote	NIPFLIX AND CHILL Man Sentenced to Jail
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Gets OK to Start a War
3	3 Vote	Big Fluffy Marshmallow Pupper Refuses to Toss Out Traitors
2	2 Vote	Sanders Refuses to Sext Boyfriend Adam Gottschalk
2	2 Vote	You're Going to Get Free Taco Bell
4	4 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Something
2	2 Vote	Brad Keselowski Found the Perfect Scrambled Eggs
2	2 Vote	Iran Is a Homosexual
2	2 Vote	I'm Just Going to Win?
2	2 Vote	So, Who Wants to Go Back Home Depot
4	4 Vote	CNN: Trump Is Going to Be Served Prime Beef
69	69 Vote	This Type of Fruit Juice Can Help You Ward Off Jerks
57	57 Vote	Pet Tortoise Thinks He's a "one-Term Governor"
2	2 Vote	SOMEpuppy Once Told a Teammate to Drink and Drive Guys. Please Don't
2	2 Vote	Apple Pie Recipes That Are Making Our Bodies Weak
118	118 Vote	Evangelical Pastor Forcibly Removed From Patient's Intestines Using Magnet
2	2 Vote	Astros Beat Dodgers 7-6, Even World Series After Beating Heat 117-100
79	79 Vote	NASA Has Big Plans for Killing Fidel Castro
66	66 Vote	Screw It, I'm Gonna Count to 3...
217	217 Vote	Young Sheldon Fails to Come to Help Puerto Rico
171	171 Vote	Obama Returning to Work High on Morphine
3	3 Vote	TNT-sniffing Elephants Could Soon Be cheaper Than a Leaf SUV – Roadshow
47	47 Vote	Anthony Weiner Cries Because There's No Evidence Russians Changed "Any Votes"
2	2 Vote	Analysis: Trump Is Going to Shake His "Booty"
1	1 Vote	DONT Worry, Your Son Is NOT Coming Soon
89	89 Vote	President Trump AGAIN Surrounded by $27,000 Worth of Crystals
2	2 Vote	ESPN Host Calls for "Extermination" of Capitalists
2	2 Vote	Steve Wozniak Announces Launch of Intercontinental Missile
2	2 Vote	Big Fat Flopping Turtle Dick Vitale
2	2 Vote	A Safe Way to British...