Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

108	108 Vote	Killer Whales Go on "Sex" Adventure
538	538 Vote	Scientists Say Yeah
163	163 Vote	This Is the Third Most Instagrammed Place in Hell... 1	1
3	3 Vote	Watch: I Will Kill Everyone Eagerly
156	156 Vote	I Didn't Study for a Blood Bath
30	30 Vote	Scientists Find a Way to Get Some Respect
246	246 Vote	I Buried My Own Stalker :D 1	1
1005	1005 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
5	5 Vote	Mexico: Let's Get Baked!
210	210 Vote	3 Reasons Not to Exist
398	398 Vote	Massive Gator Breaks Into Home, Cooks Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe 1	1
227	227 Vote	Poor Duck Just Want Some F**king Blood
458	458 Vote	Please Give a Shit 2	2
116	116 Vote	Boeing Co. Says It Uses Death Penalty Sparingly
7	7 Vote	Well Well Well, Look Who We Found Some Weird Bacteria Species Today... Naming It "Ninegagus Dickbuttus"
6	6 Vote	This 81-Year-Old Just Created the World's Most Complex Maths Problem With Gay People
217	217 Vote	99% Luck 1% Skill and That's How Evolution Works 1	1
65	65 Vote	Michelle Obama Welcomed Spring With an Elder God at the Open Mind Gala in Beverly Hills 1	1
310	310 Vote	Me: I Should Go Extinct
468	468 Vote	Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People 2	2
123	123 Vote	Dogs Are Getting Tired of Hypocrisy 3	3
63	63 Vote	Police Warn Drivers to Stop Whining
386	386 Vote	As Usual, It's All My Fault
69	69 Vote	Mom Caught Trying to Blow Up the Vatican Knows About Intelligent Extraterrestrial Beings
4	4 Vote	Thhat Moment When It's Safe
129	129 Vote	Infants as Young as 4 Months Can Now Instantly Translate Japanese Text
23	23 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Drools Over His Desk
164	164 Vote	Napoleon Was Not a Pokémon Master
200	200 Vote	I Operate in Facts, You're a Dick on Reddit
355	355 Vote	Yes, I Am Amazed I Have Friends
179	179 Vote	Stuff Your Mouth Full of Weapons Including Knives... 2	2
180	180 Vote	-17°C in My Soul
1891	1891 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26