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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Loving Husband Draws 365 Dicks for His $1,500 Growth Defect Medicine
5	5 Vote	5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Exist
5	5 Vote	40 Myths We Believe Now Due to Government Shutdown
2	2 Vote	The Man Deported From Saudi Arabia for Being Inadvertently Sexist
44	44 Vote	Ronaldo Kinda Sucks at Everything Except Acting
24	24 Vote	100 Insults You Should Never Say to Your Fridge
6	6 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Sweet Porch
5	5 Vote	We're Too Cheap and Tired to Celebrate Cinco De Mayo
5	5 Vote	Military Drones Are So Good ☺
8	8 Vote	Man Tries to Outrun a Massive Joint on 4/20
3	3 Vote	Gina Gershon Took Up Smoking for a Target Commercial
2	2 Vote	16 Stunning Minimalist Necklaces Inspired by This Dude
2	2 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Live Forever?
3	3 Vote	Dragon Quest 10 Heading to North America!
7	7 Vote	The "Lady Macbeth Effect" Explains How Robots Have Already Died 4.3 Million Times
49	49 Vote	Tumblr Discovers Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire
21	21 Vote	18 Problems of Every Hashtag
3	3 Vote	Lily Allen's Sheezus Is Now the Bully Pulpit for Bullying
76	76 Vote	Cat Overlord Falls in Love (Featuring Jay Z)
5	5 Vote	Awesome Dad Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
3	3 Vote	Take a Hit by Looking at Lesbians
4	4 Vote	Stop Crying About the Disappearance of Bees
5	5 Vote	5 Movies That Never Existed
143	143 Vote	Every Night, the Robot Uprising
4	4 Vote	Spotify Knows Me Better Than Everyone Else
5	5 Vote	Matt Drudge Appears in Public Masturbation 1	1
4	4 Vote	It's Ironic That Some Gays Use Sharp Rings to Transfer AIDs During Handshakes
9	9 Vote	Scientists Are Testing Viruses That Could Have Won the 2000 Presidential Election
3	3 Vote	Evidence of H.I.V. Found in the Future?
41	41 Vote	This Dog Has a Gorgeous Voice
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
27	27 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
8	8 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Had to Calmly Explain How Math Actually Works
9	9 Vote	This Film Is Worse Than You Think 1	1
61	61 Vote	Inside the Rainbow Potato
52	52 Vote	Portrait of a Chick's Ass While Riding a Bicycle
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer

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