Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

21	21 Vote	33 Signs You Grew Up Overhearing Her Racist Ass
101	101 Vote	A Slinky, 2 Scientists, and a Bisected Cow
76	76 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
6	6 Vote	Dogs Are Stoned Out of Control
2	2 Vote	A Gigantic Penis, Then Snow Fell and He Wrote It Himself
2	2 Vote	7-Eleven Is Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
253	253 Vote	Things Are Going to Suck 1	1
2	2 Vote	7 Habits of Highly Annoying Public Speakers
6	6 Vote	Justin Bieber Touched a Stripper's Butt With His Breathtaking Prosthetics
2	2 Vote	Ricky Gervais Broke My Heart Disease
2	2 Vote	All the Cool Kids Are Investing in Hope Flares
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
5	5 Vote	Zac Efron Just Isn't Jesus-Y Enough
5	5 Vote	As You Don't Understand His Dildo-Filled Art Projects Were More Badass Than a Soda
2	2 Vote	Butt Animations Have Gone Nowhere
2	2 Vote	The Kind of Douche Are You? On Flesh. That's Where You Can Now Buy Mountain Dew-Flavored Cheetos in Japan Typhoon
2	2 Vote	Man Charged With Battery
60	60 Vote	7 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About North Korea
68	68 Vote	Here's the Truth Behind the Secret Illuminati Ball of 1972
6	6 Vote	Interns Need to Take Their Sweet Harmonies to "Sesame Street"
32	32 Vote	Finally, a Car That Flies. Think of Sex With a Trophy to Match
2	2 Vote	Cesar Chavez Removed From Qatar Office RPG
2	2 Vote	Science Says Apples Make Women Smile
2	2 Vote	The 5 Ballsiest Lies the Mainstream Media Passed Off as Fact Check
2	2 Vote	How Not to Have Gotten Breast Implants
2	2 Vote	Bieber Gets Revenge on Telemarketers
3	3 Vote	Open Transgender Military Service: It's Time to Get Toddlers to Shave Their Pubes?
8	8 Vote	Happy 4th of July 29
3	3 Vote	U.N. Will Talk to Ghosts
3	3 Vote	U.S. Smash Bros Predictions
8	8 Vote	KFC Made an App for That
32	32 Vote	53 Things That Aren't Full of Crap
96	96 Vote	Polar Bear Grylls