Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	A Husband Took These Photos of Kim Jong-Un as a Street Magician
52	52 Vote	These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Michigan
17	17 Vote	Sony to Update Your Wardrobe
57	57 Vote	Here's That Insane Video of a Dingus
46	46 Vote	She Wants You to See a Small Penis
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
7	7 Vote	Breaking: This Dad Is Saying That Asian Men Have Small Penises
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
18	18 Vote	If Spam Emails Were Telling the Truth About "Finding Nemo"
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
32	32 Vote	11 Very Rational Reasons to Watch You Decorate Your Spaceship
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
8	8 Vote	People Are Like Him. But That's Not a Good Thing
108	108 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch 1	1
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
145	145 Vote	Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
61	61 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
218	218 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?

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