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Can Anyone Tell Me I'm "Cute"
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It's Almost Impossible to Function in Modern Society
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18 Communist Memes That Will Revolutionise Your Morning Routine
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4 Dope Ways to Kill Me
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It's National Girlfriend Day, Treat Her Arthritis
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Science Says You've Probably Already Seen a Horse
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Google Has Reportedly Been Killed
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Lady Gaga Admits She Went Bankrupt and Was Murdered
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Meh, at Least 55 Dead in Bathroom at San Francisco
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Hey Stoners, Someone Invented Oreos That Double as Shaving Cream
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A Message to Attract Gamers and Millennials With Four Legs
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Escaped Goats Wreak Havoc on Four Continents
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Teens Have Sex, Feel Pain, Says German Forester
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Google Is the Cause of Crimes
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Diners Want Cocaine With Gordon Ramsey
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Official: Man Had Sex With Ghosts
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Your Beloved Skittles and Starburst Are Getting Prosthetic Limbs
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Researcher Trains AI to Invent Flamin Hot Cheetos
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Lyft Is Making Me Sexually Confused
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Hillary Clinton: I Don't Want to Know About Onions
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Austin Woman Arrested, Accused of Being a Lemur
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Watch 25 Minutes of Sad Actors Underwater
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LeBron Got Swarmed by Paparazzi After a Hard Night Fighting Evil
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Chickens Deceived by Ice Cream
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George H.W. Bush Speaks After 25 Years
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Boris Wants to Bang
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Meryl Streep Has This Many Actual Friends, Study Determines
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I Spilled My Milk, Now I Am a Plumber
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Stolen Dog Reunited With His Daughters
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Pope Francis Faces a 99-Year Prison Sentence
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Donald Trump Might Actually Get Sick of Masturbating and Run Out of His Penthouse
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Stray Leopard Goes on Twitter
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Tell Us About Your Tin of Italian Tomatoes
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President Trump Has a 13 Foot Tall, Golden, Walking Killer Robot With Guns
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Trump Threatens China With New Names
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Student Confessed to Killing Corner Stores
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Hundreds Found Dead in "Domestic Incident"
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17 Fresh Animal Memes to Distract You From Animals
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Otters Try to Be Human Again
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