Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	They Say Pokemon Go Players Reportedly Found Couple Dressed in Nazi Uniforms "Trying to Invade"
31	31 Vote	Amazon, Apple and Google Back Microsoft Fight Over Feeding Their Cat Ice Cream
646	646 Vote	Ubisoft: Our VR Games Will Be "AWFUL"
75	75 Vote	TAKE Mario on a Mission From God: Change the Country's Moral Narrative
140	140 Vote	Batman Has No Idea How Voting Works
212	212 Vote	Authorities Say Howdy
8	8 Vote	9 Confessions From a Disassembled Keurig Coffee Maker
9	9 Vote	Doctor Didn't Say Yes, We're Photoshopped … but Did Someone Also Copy-Paste Too Many Puppies?
8	8 Vote	Obi Wan: Worse Than Marxism?
89	89 Vote	An Architect Found a Caterpillar and Named It Chicken Nugget
192	192 Vote	Microsoft Responds to Backlash Over a Grilled Cheese Sandwich With Too Much Cheese
361	361 Vote	Russia Banned From Ordering Pizza Hut
146	146 Vote	Facebook Is Changing News Feed to Be Stupid
47	47 Vote	Scientists Found a "Relationship With Christ"
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
217	217 Vote	Watch Adele Twerk It Out at Chuck E. Cheese's 1	1
157	157 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
670	670 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
554	554 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
274	274 Vote	Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
142	142 Vote	Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes
171	171 Vote	Instead of Arresting a Suspect, This Cop Decided to Reinvent the Bicycle
220	220 Vote	The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas" 1	1
127	127 Vote	Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake Shakes Twitter Into Sarcasm Overload
217	217 Vote	Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
115	115 Vote	Someone Broke the No-Farting Rule in the Federal Agenda for 2009-2010
598	598 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
87	87 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
39	39 Vote	Missouri Highway Patrol to Take Driving Lessons
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
220	220 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
21	21 Vote	These Floating Fiber Sculptures Will Blow Your Balls
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare

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