Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

56	56 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Notes Are Good, but They Don't Prevent Pregnancy!
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
6	6 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Father
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
6	6 Vote	At Wal-Mart, How the Hell Are There So Many Jews
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
36	36 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
72	72 Vote	Impressions of the Most Convenient Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
112	112 Vote	Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
49	49 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Retail Game Now, but Is It Hard to Speak Four Languages in a Guitar!