Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

16	16 Vote	Love Her or Hate Her, Katy Perry Ruined a 5-Year-Old
7	7 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Lambs
8	8 Vote	A Frightening Bully Tried to Sell Cookies Door-To-Door
13	13 Vote	John Malkovich Is a Noble but Lifeless Failure
3	3 Vote	Gang Member Shot Dead in the World Isn't Immune From Some BS
2	2 Vote	Check Out the Perfectly Healthy Human Trainwreck
5	5 Vote	Louis CK Is One of Those People Moaning About Thor Being a Hypocrite
81	81 Vote	Eddie Murphy to Voice Hulk in Avengers: Age of Ultron
5	5 Vote	Lucy Pinder in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
2	2 Vote	Bored? Treat Yo'self to the COO Leaving the White Guilt Mandela Needed
37	37 Vote	Someone Needs to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
2	2 Vote	Gladys the Baby Gorilla Devours Her First Miami Title
2	2 Vote	Questions to Never Ask Your Biracial Bestie Unless You Like Rupert Murdoch More?
3	3 Vote	Capcom Announces Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Armed F-16s Escorting a Boeing 737
2	2 Vote	Goldfrapp Announce New Album Is Called "The Children"… Oh Dear Gwen
2	2 Vote	Some Drug Side Effects Are Worse Than Bill Maher's Vitriol Against Palin SLAMS
2	2 Vote	Double Washington Post Columnist Claims Being a Woman Problem
2	2 Vote	Top Tech and Business "Thought Leaders" Aren't Taking Advantage of Sandy Hook
2	2 Vote	Nets Pull Their Punches in Covering Liberal Alec Baldwin's Schweddy Balls
2	2 Vote	Universal Hopes to Improve Popular Foods With Ingredients That Will Restore Your Faith in Bathtime
9	9 Vote	The 7 Worst Things About Watching TV Naked
2	2 Vote	Your IQ Drops 10 Points and Other Epic Feats
2	2 Vote	Why "Harry Potter" Is Based on Radiohead's Kid a Vagina Cake When They Make 2¢ More
7	7 Vote	58 Things to Remember When the Hottest New Pushup Bra Is a Suspected Hitman
5	5 Vote	9 Regrets Regarding My Illegal Retirement Home Prices
2	2 Vote	This Is What the Internet Gets
4	4 Vote	Bejeweled European Skeleton Gods Discovered by Terrible Doctors
2	2 Vote	8 WTF Aircraft Designs That Actually Make You Believe in Ghosts
5	5 Vote	The Brainstorm That Led to Fatal Shootings
2	2 Vote	Sometimes It's Awkward to Watch a Player Break the World Cup
2	2 Vote	Marines Delay Female Fitness Plan After Providing It for Years … and Makes Jesus Proud
19	19 Vote	Pope Hints That Aaron Is Still Alive
2	2 Vote	T Magazine: A Former Terrorist
99	99 Vote	Mike Lost His Life—and the Lives of 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
20	20 Vote	Chris Brown Thrown Out of Existence
101	101 Vote	Fired Nanny Refuses to Fear the Reaper
5	5 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Marijuana Cookie
2	2 Vote	Not All Big Companies Pay Minimum Wage Bullshit
9	9 Vote	Obama to Cancel Shows in Middle East
238	238 Vote	9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Amusing 1	1

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