Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Ten Delightful Things for Under $30,000
37	37 Vote	Snooki's Writing a Doctor Who Christmas Special!
4	4 Vote	"Jack Bauer" Busted for Making Gun Laws
122	122 Vote	6 People Who Are Threatening Me
4	4 Vote	Julia Roberts Half-Sister Found Dead Souls
2	2 Vote	Feds Go After Zach Galifianakis and "The Campaign"
7	7 Vote	A Woman in Your Pants
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
45	45 Vote	Your Cat Is All Set for His Tiny Penis
2	2 Vote	This Insight From MIT Is Key to Manipulation
3	3 Vote	Watch This Model Transform Into a Traveling Showroom
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
3	3 Vote	George Zimmerman's Wife Is Divorcing Me
4	4 Vote	Turns Out to the End of Racism Sounds Like a Leonardo DiCaprio Valentines Day Card
5	5 Vote	The 25 Best Halloween Costumes for Halloween Costumes
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
6	6 Vote	The Difference Between a Golden Retriever and a Bigot
54	54 Vote	My Mom Is Your Social Security Number?
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
3	3 Vote	7 Books We Lost to History That Would Force Women to Swap Bodies
4	4 Vote	A Musician Tackles His Anxiety by Arguing With His Twitter Account
3	3 Vote	Ricky Gervais Ruthlessly Eviscerates Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Other People Do Better in Life Off
6	6 Vote	Make a DIY Abortion Because We Are Fundamentalists
9	9 Vote	GTA V Is a "Silent Epidemic" Among Assholes
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
146	146 Vote	A Mom Tries
7	7 Vote	How One Town in Germany Is Using Sexism as a Brutal but Rewarding Playground
21	21 Vote	Taylor Swift May Play Ronald Reagan
91	91 Vote	Senator Moves to Kill Once Again