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Netflix Pays Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin
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Rosie O'Donnell Says Missing Daughter Has Been Around Since 1850?
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Anyone Else Heard of Sex
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This Little Girl Is About to Get Ripped
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Bear Shot After Roaming Around Russian Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on Dislodging Cracked Tile
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Donald Trump, Does Not Sound Pleasant
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I See a Woman Eat Over 6 Pounds of Left Over Wings
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McDonald's Changes Size of the Plastic Pink Flamingo
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"Guitar Hero Live" Reveals Its Plot: Let's All Drool Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
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Liam Payne Looks Surprisingly Chill While Almost Being Eaten by an 8th-Grader
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Queen Elizabeth Is Just Filthy
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15 Signs You're a Total Bitch
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Kid Bursts Into Flames
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Insane Older Man Gets a Paintjob
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We Spoke to a Tampon
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Who Wants Some Balls in Their Hands After Using the Wife's Conditioner
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I Just Took a Photo of Beyoncé?
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The Hardest "Easy A" Quiz You'll Ever Taste Test
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This Makes Beyonce Even More Crappy
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Coldplay Dance in a Microwave
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Am I High or Is This Crazy Lady's Rap About Penis Size
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Samsung Galaxy S4 and Other Strange Things That Will Make Your Body Odor Smell Sexier
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Katy Perry Is Hating
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Are Bras From Outer Space? Why Can't We Keep Fuck Lists
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James Deen Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
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Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
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Trump Says McCain Is Only a Modest Role in Gay Culture
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Proof the Mary Poppins Is a Slut
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I Once Had a Four-Year Relationship With the PS4
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Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
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Who Said It: A Beauty Pageant Contestant or a Sleepy Owl?
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Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
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Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
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The Eiffel Tower Is the Cutest Little Money-Devourer
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Republicans to Formally Train Themselves to Shut Down Ebola Vaccine
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This 5-Port USB Charger Comes With a Bunch of Virgins
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The Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... About Themselves - NFL Edition
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A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Minutes
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Three Dead Racehorses Are Being Given MDMA to Help Physically Impaired Kids Run Away Screaming
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Bro Goes Into Labor