Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
4	4 Vote	True Facts About Sex Will Melt Your Heart Out … Like This Jerk Over Here...
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
77	77 Vote	Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines" 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
96	96 Vote	Polar Bear Grylls
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
12	12 Vote	Neil Young and Fertile
32	32 Vote	Review: GTA 5 Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
296	296 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
75	75 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper in Afternoon Delight
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
95	95 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End All Wars
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
27	27 Vote	McDonald's Tips to Workers: Don't Complain, Get "Some Quick Cash" by Selling Sex Tape
79	79 Vote	Praise Be to Stay Puft
146	146 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons 1	1
6	6 Vote	Mom Upset After Reporter Accuses Her of Reading "Harry Potter" AGAIN
277	277 Vote	Being Stupid Is Stupid Bullshit
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
5	5 Vote	At Least Try to Stay in Jail
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1

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