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I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him

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See also: Game of Thrones

Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months

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England: Canada, how many times do I have to tell you? You're NOT from "the hood!"
Canada: Whatever pendejo, you don't know me!

Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina

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OH BOTHER

Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity?

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Don't be a dork, Norway. Everyone else is doing it.

A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man Lives

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Redundantly redundant redundancy.

Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal

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*cue "I Ejaculate Fire" by Dethklok*

Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction

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I'd read it.

Lepers, Pig Feet, Nudity—all in a Yogurt Commercial

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BEST. COMMERCIAL. EVER.

Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!

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Make it an iPod and you got a deal!

Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women

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Keep trying, man. You'll get it right eventually.

Autism Linked to Autism

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You sure about that?

Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't

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Trading one addiction for another?
...
*unzips pants* I can deal.

I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music

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Livin' in the Sunlight, Murder in the Moonlight,
Havin' a bloody good time!