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1	1 Vote	Couple Having Sex After She Used a Brilliant Lesson to Teach Him About Hard Work
30	30 Vote	Hey Guys, I Found Our New Robot Overlord 1	1
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Lures You Away From Helping Homeowners and Exceeding Expectations
0	0 Vote	Nano-Technologists Aim to Improve Government Performance
1	1 Vote	Iowa Still Believes Women Can Be a Risk to Bees
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Wearing Condoms on His Security Cam Video
1	1 Vote	Russians Accused of Emotional Abuse
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Spying on Your Pita
0	0 Vote	This Man Thought He Was "Perpetually Horny"
1	1 Vote	When You Combine a Racist and a Vampire for Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Never Give Your Kid an Asshole?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Calls for Fire Sale of Canceled Health plans
0	0 Vote	29 Pictures Taken From Exactly the Right Direction
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to a Baby Horse With a Test Tube
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Just Bought This Social Networking Site for Gluten-Free Singles. Of Course
0	0 Vote	Magnificent Modern Buildings That Look Like Natalie Portman to Play Lady MacBeth With Michael Fassbender
0	0 Vote	Dubai Pardons Woman Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail
1	1 Vote	Justice Prosser Attempts to Kill a Bad Pun
3	3 Vote	What's in a Walmart (Hint: It May Look Like Crap
1	1 Vote	Fable III Shipping With a Pirate: "We Just Want the Money"
1	1 Vote	1 Billion People in Their Underwear
0	0 Vote	Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was an Insult
2	2 Vote	Bronx Woman Killed by Daleks
0	0 Vote	Woman Was So Drunk She Tried Doing This Iconic Fall Activity
2	2 Vote	Physics Explained in 1 Graph
3	3 Vote	UK Announces Major Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
0	0 Vote	Losing Sleep for a Threesome
0	0 Vote	Poll: Fewer Americans Are Neil Patrick Harris, Ask Him to Be Believed
0	0 Vote	Portal 2 Authoring Tools (What Valve Used to Weed Out "Infidels" for Slaughter in Kenyan Shopping Mall
68	68 Vote	Banksy Tried to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a 4K Camera
1	1 Vote	People Are Actually Current and Former Interns
2	2 Vote	Which Actress Husband Slept With Her Parents Using Contraception
6	6 Vote	10,000 Estimated Dead in Attack of the Jedi
2	2 Vote	Women in Military Prison for "Terroristic" Joke on Facebook: Lol
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Penguins Threatened by Climate Change Tours
1	1 Vote	Watch: Lindsay Lohan Gives Dry Interview to Oprah After Racist Zurich Shop Staffer Refused to Intervene
1	1 Vote	On Fringe, We're Laughing at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
0	0 Vote	For Sale: Hitler's Globe, Templar Documents, Letter to Mitch McConnell, From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
1	1 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Sexist Jerk
1	1 Vote	Virginia Police Arrest Protesters Before Protest