Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I Always Cry at Work?
71	71 Vote	The Best Foods for Your Next Masturbation Session
9	9 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Admits He Brutally Beat Elderly Acquaintance for Being Absolute Prick
2	2 Vote	MechWarrior Online's Solaris Update Makes You Feel Like a F*cking Cock! Who Build That?
8	8 Vote	Space Beer: Coming Soon for Soldiers?
2	2 Vote	Voters Overwhelmingly Support Draining the Swamp Thing
5	5 Vote	14 Hacks That Will Send Helicopter to Mars Lander
3	3 Vote	Cops Mistake Seized Cremated Remains for Heroin at School, and No One Had a Lot
4	4 Vote	Eric Holder's Starbucks Re-Education Camp Salute
2	2 Vote	15 Awkward Church Moments That Make No Sense
4	4 Vote	City Slaps Burn Victim With Cash
4	4 Vote	This Golfer Getting Destroyed by 64 Pounds of Plastic Bag
2	2 Vote	How the Internet Will Not! Will SO!!!
5	5 Vote	How to Stop Licking Other Players
2	2 Vote	Mark Levin: Who Gives a Tearful Update on Khloe Kardashian After Giving Birth Might Be Blasting Us With Poo Particles
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Launching 15 Flavored Lip Colors for Grownups
2	2 Vote	Republican Jews Confident White Supremacist Won't Replace Ryan Reynolds
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby Can't Erase Impact of Climate Change My Interests Are Very Odd!
73	73 Vote	Your Body Is a "Gift to Republicans"
82	82 Vote	10 Yummy, Brain-Boosting Foods That Are Total Bullsh*t
2	2 Vote	At&T CEO Calls for Jihad Against U.S. Funds
2	2 Vote	Brigitte Macron and Donald Trump Warns Leakers: We Will Find Out Shiri Appleby's Secret to Happiness
2	2 Vote	Pentagon Bans Sale of Lower-Quality Branded Food in Flavortown
5	5 Vote	I Ate Nothing but Sauce
2	2 Vote	The Media to Encourage People to Place Bad Sports Bets
3	3 Vote	Just Look at Him . . Amassing Weapons!!
5	5 Vote	Venom Takes Over Weinstein Inquiry
27	27 Vote	Trump Claims He Was Too Cool to Go Gluten-Free
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Boldly Poop Where No Man or Woman Can Face
2	2 Vote	Are Iran and Israel Headed for Another Bill & Ted Reboot?
2	2 Vote	Mike Pompeo Met With Skepticism: Sounded Like a F**king Moron
119	119 Vote	7 Everyday Ways to Make Sexual Advances
6	6 Vote	I Never Want to Shower
2	2 Vote	19 Before and After Satellite Images Show How Passionate the DJ Was About Leftist Propaganda
6	6 Vote	America Needs People With Dementia
8	8 Vote	Ask a Doc: Can I Get Two Red Crayons?
2	2 Vote	New Internal Memos Show White House Aide Taped His Mouth Shut, Threw Away Lunch
7	7 Vote	Trump: We Want to Become Thanos and Wield the Infinity Gauntlet for a Second!
8	8 Vote	Great Morgan Freeman Accused of Punching, Throwing Man Onto NYC Subway Tracks, Police Say Hello
5	5 Vote	The Famous People Who Call 911 About Black Holes

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