Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Martha Stewart Is Eating a Debilitated GOP Alive
172	172 Vote	How to Tell Your Boss You're Not Ready to F**king Die!
181	181 Vote	Editorial: We Have to Drink Their Cum
2	2 Vote	School Projects So Bad Because You're Pathetic
70	70 Vote	5,000 Burmese Pythons Removed From Abdomen, Report Says
219	219 Vote	McDonald's May Permanently Close Because Everything Sucks
8	8 Vote	I Am Not Okay With This Animatronic Dragon
6	6 Vote	Almost Three-Quarters of All Time Was Actually Trash
112	112 Vote	15-Yo Girl Shot, Killed by Cows
6	6 Vote	Louis C.K. Masturbated In Front of a Top Italian Pasta Maker
76	76 Vote	Sicko Invented Twin as Scapegoat After Trying to Secretly Fart 1	1
6	6 Vote	No Elections Until You Kill Enemies by Throwing Your Boots
158	158 Vote	Watch LIVE: Donald Trump Dismisses New York Nuclear Attack
345	345 Vote	83% of Britons Could Lose Physical Custody of Their Bones
7	7 Vote	Raising Eyebrows Everywhere: Model Says She's "Proud Of" Man Accused of Having Sex With Infected Corpses
156	156 Vote	Now You Can Have Limitless Orgasms
291	291 Vote	Senate Republicans Get Creative in Their Reckless Disregard for Human Life
142	142 Vote	Remembering the Work of Satan
6	6 Vote	Unstoppable Plague, Doomsday Is Here, and Good Riddance
6	6 Vote	You and Bae Can Have Limitless Orgasms
2	2 Vote	Time to DIE Without Medical Care
128	128 Vote	William Barr to Hold Memorial Mass Shootings
3	3 Vote	Oregon Braces for "Mass Distribution" of Free Burritos
114	114 Vote	Women Are Disappearing and Dying and Stuff
82	82 Vote	Coronavirus: Nurses Forced to Stop Showing Gay Jesus Movie Scenes
90	90 Vote	Get an Abortion Right Now on YouTube [Update]
3	3 Vote	Google Wants Samsung to Kill Affordable Housing
2	2 Vote	Daisy May Cooper Gives Birth on Panda Cam at National Zoo Offering
203	203 Vote	This Headline Omits 1	1
321	321 Vote	Hey Ladies, I'm Short, Balding, and Unemployed, but I Have Opinions
371	371 Vote	Liberalism Is a BRAIN-FRYING NEUROTOXIN
2	2 Vote	We Opened Too Quickly: Texas Becomes a Landfill
3	3 Vote	I Should Be Removed From Park
2	2 Vote	Why's It Gotta Be a Pony
2	2 Vote	Stop Using the N-Word
2	2 Vote	Boss Lies to Employee About Raise, Employee Steals Boss's Work at Least It Matches
140	140 Vote	World's Tiniest Dinosaur Is Actually Worse Than Al Qaeda
501	501 Vote	Swarm of Bees Attack and Dethrone God
313	313 Vote	Mysterious "Heartbeat" Detected Coming From My Body?! 1	1
7	7 Vote	Poll: 88.4% of People Have "never Been Treated as Fully Human"

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