Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	I Talked to a Crisp
2	2 Vote	Santa Claus Is More Hilarious Than Terrifying
2	2 Vote	White Liberals Are a Scary Monster Plant
2	2 Vote	McConnell Vows to Kill Christmas
181	181 Vote	Enough Fentanyl to Kill a Mockingbird
81	81 Vote	Getting Rid of Bats in Your Microwave
49	49 Vote	Sanders: I'm "absolutely" Going to Be Fat
5	5 Vote	Who Wants to Be Considered "Vulgar"
3	3 Vote	This Two-Year-Old Just Became His Coworker
3	3 Vote	How My Wife and Pre-Teen Daughter Will Remain on the Roof
5	5 Vote	Florida Doctor, 63, Is Accused of Trying to Keep Children Warm
2	2 Vote	Who Is Nation of Child Abusers
59	59 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez Botches Biblical Story of Karate Kid Star Wars
3	3 Vote	NYC Proof of Vaccination Program Also Requires People to Suicide Bombing
2	2 Vote	We Should Switch Off Paris Shop Signs to Fight Back
99	99 Vote	New York Has Finally Been Built
83	83 Vote	2,000-Year-Old Marble Head of Danny Elfman Sings About Being Oppressed
4	4 Vote	It's Probably Best if You Have No Meaning
3	3 Vote	Every Man Was Killed by Armed Robbers
3	3 Vote	Hospitals at Capacity With No Lap Dances
2	2 Vote	Woman Bitten by Two Spectators Revving CHAINSAWS
50	50 Vote	Joe Biden Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
3	3 Vote	Defoe Insists There Is No Monster
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Administration Grants $5.1 Million to Nasal Swab Company to Lay Off Those People
2	2 Vote	WH Official Tells Media: Yes, Drunk-Driver Illegals Will Be in "Massive Stabbing" at Industrial Park
5	5 Vote	Texas Sheriff Tells How He Dismembered a Body in Swimsuit Selfie
4	4 Vote	Court Extends Detention of 10 People From "Shithole Countries"
115	115 Vote	Buy One Get One Dead
54	54 Vote	You Have to Be Worse
5	5 Vote	Brett Favre's Manhood Is Not a Sandwich
4	4 Vote	The White House Cares About Us 1	1
4	4 Vote	I'd Like to Be a Poolside Changing Room
36	36 Vote	Jessica Simpson Just Shared a Piece of S**t
6	6 Vote	Instagram Still Littered With Needles
5	5 Vote	Guardians of the Simpsons
76	76 Vote	Reptile Urine Used as Weapons
6	6 Vote	Bill Nye to Explore the Candyman's Terrifying Origin Story
60	60 Vote	Those Crummy Birds Are Always in My Belly
54	54 Vote	Abandoned Newborn Mouse Found and Raised by Wrong Family Seeks Damages for Baby Swap Mistake
525	525 Vote	Everyone on Twitter Suspended 1	1

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